By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I’m not too keen on a sea bath
I prefer one with just Aloe Vera
And a pinch of camel water diluted
The sea doesn’t cherish my wry hair
Because it hates to waste its waters on it
That’s why any bather who tries anything crazy
Ends up by being gulped by crocodiles.
Thank you for the golden path
I won’t forget to hint Vera
Even if she still feels butted
Although you may think this not fair
I know it is right and we’re fit
Count out those who are lazy
For we’ll make them walk on burning tiles.