THE THERMOSTAT

(An odd piece of device gone haywire)

By Tikum Mbah Azonga


You can`t regulate the temperature
Even if you could, you wouldn`t
Because you have no thermostat
And the boss man isn`t here to show you the set-point
What then is programmable,if the thermostat isn`t, you may ask
Well, to find the answer, first check your cooling system
Thermostats are complicated little animals
They can trap you like an animal in a cage
And then wound you mortally, even if they`re digital
So, don`t believe every word the engineer says
Even he is scared of the thermostat
Although he can`t tell you that.

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