By Tikum Mbah Azonga
Your is a cut above the rest
That`s why it`s the best
But when you reach the crest
It will be at my behest.
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samedi 27 novembre 2010
THE MILKY GLARE
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
This is not the Milky Way
That`s why it`s the best
But when you reach the crest
It will be at my behest.
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This is not the Milky Way
That`s why it`s the best
But when you reach the crest
It will be at my behest.
Copyright 2010
CHAMPIONS WITHOUT A PODIUM
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
We`re the champions
Not because we carried the day
But because the day carried us
When we`re called up to the podium
Will there be room for everyone
Or will the surface be too small for our numbers?
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We`re the champions
Not because we carried the day
But because the day carried us
When we`re called up to the podium
Will there be room for everyone
Or will the surface be too small for our numbers?
Copyright 2010
THE MISSED LINKS
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I know the rest
Even if I don`t know the best
In a country like this where everyone drinks
What can you do when the boss loses his links?
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I know the rest
Even if I don`t know the best
In a country like this where everyone drinks
What can you do when the boss loses his links?
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TEST FLIGHT
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
The roller skaters are gone
They sped past ages ago
With their shirt tails flying
And their velvet canvass shoes glistening in the sun
Like the oiled skin of the Negro woman
We didn`t ask why
But we knew their Cossacks were in tact
Tomorrow when the legion commander asks
We`ll stick out our tongues for him to see.
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samedi 20 novembre 2010
THE CHAIRMAN AND HIS VANGUARDS
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
The vanguards are out
Out with impunity and a vengeance in all their spendour
Each carries a policeman`s baton
They come forth with a common goal
To make the chairman
And not unmake him
To unearth him
And not bury him
They`re armed to the teeth for the bout
Despite their abject innocence and apparent candour
Although they`ve never been to Clapton
That`s because they carry a common goal
And like a single man
They want to achieve it with no whim
They won`t even for a kingdom re-baptize their boss, "Tim"
Neither will they offer him a mere Sim
That`s why today they`ve sworn they`ll make Paul Biya fear him
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The vanguards are out
Out with impunity and a vengeance in all their spendour
Each carries a policeman`s baton
They come forth with a common goal
To make the chairman
And not unmake him
To unearth him
And not bury him
They`re armed to the teeth for the bout
Despite their abject innocence and apparent candour
Although they`ve never been to Clapton
That`s because they carry a common goal
And like a single man
They want to achieve it with no whim
They won`t even for a kingdom re-baptize their boss, "Tim"
Neither will they offer him a mere Sim
That`s why today they`ve sworn they`ll make Paul Biya fear him
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vendredi 19 novembre 2010
THE DOG STORY
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I didn`t tell him anything
I`m not a sell-out
So if you think your crosses have remained unanswered
Then ask the village dog
He knows best.
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I didn`t tell him anything
I`m not a sell-out
So if you think your crosses have remained unanswered
Then ask the village dog
He knows best.
Copyright 2010
jeudi 18 novembre 2010
ALONE WITH THE SAME HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
(Reminiscences of an old nursery school rime that left a lasting impression on me).
I saw the house that Jack built
I saw it with my own eyes
But I found no rat in it
However, I found scattered grains of corn
Strewn all over the floor
As if the rats had just visited
Apart from that odd find
Nothing else lay in the house that Jack built
So I wondered
Should I trek all the way to Nottingham
To see what legacy Lord Byron left
Or should I contend myself with
The leftovers of the sour malt
And the loose white hairs from the beleaguered cat`s body
The footman said he preserved?
And why should I believe him anyway?
I didn`t see the dog, nor the man, nor the priest nor the maiden
But as I came away disappointed
I heard ringing in my poor ears
Children`s deafening voices singing
This is the house that Jack built.
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(Reminiscences of an old nursery school rime that left a lasting impression on me).
I saw the house that Jack built
I saw it with my own eyes
But I found no rat in it
However, I found scattered grains of corn
Strewn all over the floor
As if the rats had just visited
Apart from that odd find
Nothing else lay in the house that Jack built
So I wondered
Should I trek all the way to Nottingham
To see what legacy Lord Byron left
Or should I contend myself with
The leftovers of the sour malt
And the loose white hairs from the beleaguered cat`s body
The footman said he preserved?
And why should I believe him anyway?
I didn`t see the dog, nor the man, nor the priest nor the maiden
But as I came away disappointed
I heard ringing in my poor ears
Children`s deafening voices singing
This is the house that Jack built.
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mercredi 17 novembre 2010
GRANDMA`S KNEE
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
One more sound
Just one more
And you`re dead
You can trust me.
If God`s world wasn`t round
And all axe men weren`t one
Then everything on this earth would I dread
Even grandma`s knee.
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One more sound
Just one more
And you`re dead
You can trust me.
If God`s world wasn`t round
And all axe men weren`t one
Then everything on this earth would I dread
Even grandma`s knee.
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THE QUEEN`S THING
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
It`s not a stereotype
Neither is it media hype
It`s something stolen from Halloween
Just for the queen
My queen.
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It`s not a stereotype
Neither is it media hype
It`s something stolen from Halloween
Just for the queen
My queen.
Copyright 2010
MOMENT OF LAMENTATION
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I don`t know where she went
But I know she fell sick
Since like spilled B.P. she`s slick
I know we`ll lament.
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I don`t know where she went
But I know she fell sick
Since like spilled B.P. she`s slick
I know we`ll lament.
Copyright 2010
MOTHER`S OLD STUD
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
The car was jammed in the mud
nd I, frozen like a chicken in the fridge
But when I crossed the ridge
Like Le Niveau Seuil of Monsieur Zask in Besançon
Mother immediately sent for her stud.
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The car was jammed in the mud
nd I, frozen like a chicken in the fridge
But when I crossed the ridge
Like Le Niveau Seuil of Monsieur Zask in Besançon
Mother immediately sent for her stud.
Copyright 2010
DEBT REPAYMENT
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
When the debt is settled
I`ll free your brains
But for now, you`ll stay nettled and nestled
Until we hear the quarrel of the rains.
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When the debt is settled
I`ll free your brains
But for now, you`ll stay nettled and nestled
Until we hear the quarrel of the rains.
Copyright 2010
FLASHES OF A FATHER`S COFFEE
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
Coffee also blooms and blossoms
When it`s time
That`s what my dad told me
And that`s what I saw.
If you live in the upper rooms
And each day imbibe a drop of lime
You`ll also prefer coffee to teat
And you`ll detest cubes of ice that refuse to thaw.
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Coffee also blooms and blossoms
When it`s time
That`s what my dad told me
And that`s what I saw.
If you live in the upper rooms
And each day imbibe a drop of lime
You`ll also prefer coffee to teat
And you`ll detest cubes of ice that refuse to thaw.
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THE MOON AT NIGHT
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
The moon is an old man
The old man with the poised axe
It`s such an exquisite beauty
But why only at night?
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The moon is an old man
The old man with the poised axe
It`s such an exquisite beauty
But why only at night?
Copyright 2010
PEARS AS MERE URCHINS
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I don`t like pumpkins
But I love ripe pears
When I`m in tears
They serve as my urchins.
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I don`t like pumpkins
But I love ripe pears
When I`m in tears
They serve as my urchins.
Copyright 2010
THE HIDDEN CLAWS
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
Rain drops are a toothless dog
They don`t frighten me
So save your breath for your porridge
I`m not the cat that bears its claws.
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Rain drops are a toothless dog
They don`t frighten me
So save your breath for your porridge
I`m not the cat that bears its claws.
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THE LITTLE SURPRISES
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
What then surprises you?
Nothing?
And you think you exist?
Why don`t you try the summer camp?
Or the princess` early wine?
Forget about special needs
Leave that to the Faculty
Try tripping over steep rocks
And flying into New York at night
Try interpreting the symbols of Bismark
Try all of those
I assure you you won`t be the same again.
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What then surprises you?
Nothing?
And you think you exist?
Why don`t you try the summer camp?
Or the princess` early wine?
Forget about special needs
Leave that to the Faculty
Try tripping over steep rocks
And flying into New York at night
Try interpreting the symbols of Bismark
Try all of those
I assure you you won`t be the same again.
Copyright 2010
OF WEIGHTS AND MEASURES
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
The crown`s too heavy
I need to shed a few more pounds
But if they`re made of gold
Then by all means, pile on more.
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The crown`s too heavy
I need to shed a few more pounds
But if they`re made of gold
Then by all means, pile on more.
Copyright 2010
THE FON`s young wives
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
We were near the end
But not dead
When the first Nchinda yawned
And we thought the cat was found
The Fon pulled out a loaf of bread
And his young wives he started tending.
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We were near the end
But not dead
When the first Nchinda yawned
And we thought the cat was found
The Fon pulled out a loaf of bread
And his young wives he started tending.
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WHERE SINGERS CONVERGE
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
Ours is not a House of Exile
Not another one!
As if we didn`t have enough of them already
We also have our artists, authors and top class labels
We are all stars in our own right
We sing wherever we pitch our camps
That`s why we are also freedom fighters.
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Ours is not a House of Exile
Not another one!
As if we didn`t have enough of them already
We also have our artists, authors and top class labels
We are all stars in our own right
We sing wherever we pitch our camps
That`s why we are also freedom fighters.
Copyright 2010
mardi 16 novembre 2010
THE RIGHT SHOPPING LIST
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
Momentum is not the only answer
Forget about ligaments, prefixes and Stonehenge
That is all history
So, who wants to live in the past?
Whether your page is original, aboriginal or cardinal
What we yearn for is a flat top with a round chisel
An odd man`s tie without knots
And above all, the cloth in which Jesus was wrapped.
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Momentum is not the only answer
Forget about ligaments, prefixes and Stonehenge
That is all history
So, who wants to live in the past?
Whether your page is original, aboriginal or cardinal
What we yearn for is a flat top with a round chisel
An odd man`s tie without knots
And above all, the cloth in which Jesus was wrapped.
Copyright 2010
THE SEARCH FOR A CANDIDATE
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
Mine is a multi-faceted prism
The primary aim being dreams without visions
We don`t care so much about big picture crow bars
What we rate highly is critical acumen
And the ability to lead
So if any man recognizes
The right candidate in himself
Let him step forward now
Or for ever hold his wretched peace.
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Mine is a multi-faceted prism
The primary aim being dreams without visions
We don`t care so much about big picture crow bars
What we rate highly is critical acumen
And the ability to lead
So if any man recognizes
The right candidate in himself
Let him step forward now
Or for ever hold his wretched peace.
Copyright 2010
GAMES IN HIGH GEAR
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
We all watched the games
We watched them from the emperor`s porch
And so missed nothing whatsoever
They were grandiose and highly choreographic
The Koreans weren`t there
But it didn`t matter
Because we had the Chinese, friends in deed.
Here for once
Paper documents didn`t matter
Although we had them
It was just for form, a mere formality
And of course, when the Commissioner came out
He didn`t ask for them
He instead asked for a shot of whiskey.
We all watched the games
We watched them from the emperor`s porch
And so missed nothing whatsoever
They were grandiose and highly choreographic
The Koreans weren`t there
But it didn`t matter
Because we had the Chinese, friends in deed.
Here for once
Paper documents didn`t matter
Although we had them
It was just for form, a mere formality
And of course, when the Commissioner came out
He didn`t ask for them
He instead asked for a shot of whiskey.
THE RICH RAT
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
No, My rat is different
It`s not a church rat
It`s a bank rat
It doesn`t feed on home grains
Nor the priest`s sacred wafers
It feeds on money
Bank notes,paper money
Coins
And even the bullions
So it`s a rich rat
It`s richer than all the others put together
It lacks nothing
And has everything.
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No, My rat is different
It`s not a church rat
It`s a bank rat
It doesn`t feed on home grains
Nor the priest`s sacred wafers
It feeds on money
Bank notes,paper money
Coins
And even the bullions
So it`s a rich rat
It`s richer than all the others put together
It lacks nothing
And has everything.
Copyright 2010
lundi 15 novembre 2010
HOUSE ON LIES
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
It`s a black house
Sun dried bricks
Not the dreaded cement blocks
And it`s all for lovely Alice.
I`m a church man, not a church mouse
So if you come here full of tricks
Don`t bank on my new clocks
All the things you say will be termed, "lies".
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It`s a black house
Sun dried bricks
Not the dreaded cement blocks
And it`s all for lovely Alice.
I`m a church man, not a church mouse
So if you come here full of tricks
Don`t bank on my new clocks
All the things you say will be termed, "lies".
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GOD OF THE UNIVERSE
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
Glory to God the highest
For none can rise higher than him
If he orders me tom swim
Who am I? Am I not here to give him my best?
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Glory to God the highest
For none can rise higher than him
If he orders me tom swim
Who am I? Am I not here to give him my best?
Copyright 2010
CASH POINT
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
The processing will go ahead
If you`re too heavy to rise
Then remain in your seat
But when our cashier comes round
Don`t rise.
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The processing will go ahead
If you`re too heavy to rise
Then remain in your seat
But when our cashier comes round
Don`t rise.
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THE WEDDING RING
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
When will it come
And by what means?
There are no more obituaries
And no more door men.
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When will it come
And by what means?
There are no more obituaries
And no more door men.
Copyright 2010
FOUR COMBS FOR THE ELDER
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
This is the breakthrough
For those from the loo
But just in case you have a blue comb in your bag
Report to the Senior Church Elder.
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This is the breakthrough
For those from the loo
But just in case you have a blue comb in your bag
Report to the Senior Church Elder.
Copyright 2010
GOLD FROM IDENAU
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
(For The Principal of GHS Idenau)
These are no hidden treasures
They`re just pearls from Idenau
If you trip on just one of them
It turns into pure unalloyed gold.
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(For The Principal of GHS Idenau)
These are no hidden treasures
They`re just pearls from Idenau
If you trip on just one of them
It turns into pure unalloyed gold.
Copyright 2010
OUT OF THE BLAST FURNACE
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I`m so fired up
The horrible cold means nothing to me
If you thrust me in the blast furnace
I`ll melt it, simply.
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I`m so fired up
The horrible cold means nothing to me
If you thrust me in the blast furnace
I`ll melt it, simply.
Copyright 2010
samedi 13 novembre 2010
L`OMBRE DE DIEU
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
L`ombre de l`obstruction plane
Au-dessus de nos têtes
Et pendant trop longtemps aussi
Si le bon créateur tel que je le connais
Revenait en catastrophe
Que lui dirions-nous ?
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L`ombre de l`obstruction plane
Au-dessus de nos têtes
Et pendant trop longtemps aussi
Si le bon créateur tel que je le connais
Revenait en catastrophe
Que lui dirions-nous ?
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LES SPERMES DU DIABLE
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
Les spermes à eux seuls ne comptent pas
Ce ne sont pas les millions de flèches attaquatoires
Qui nous forceront la main
Que non ! C`est plutôt la main de fer du prénommé
C`est elle qui frappera de son seau
Chaque maillon qui volera en éclats.
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Les spermes à eux seuls ne comptent pas
Ce ne sont pas les millions de flèches attaquatoires
Qui nous forceront la main
Que non ! C`est plutôt la main de fer du prénommé
C`est elle qui frappera de son seau
Chaque maillon qui volera en éclats.
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EVOLUTION
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
Y a-t-il donc évolution ?
Ou est-ce une simple agitation ?
Alors, que dire de la froide lumière de notre paroisse
Et de l `affreux changement climatique ?
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Y a-t-il donc évolution ?
Ou est-ce une simple agitation ?
Alors, que dire de la froide lumière de notre paroisse
Et de l `affreux changement climatique ?
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LE PARCOURS DE L`OEUF
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
L`œuf caché peut exploser
Tout comme l`œuf cassé peut éclore
Oui, il peut toujours éclore
Le pape ne se brosse-t-il pas
Cinq jours par semaine ?
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L`œuf caché peut exploser
Tout comme l`œuf cassé peut éclore
Oui, il peut toujours éclore
Le pape ne se brosse-t-il pas
Cinq jours par semaine ?
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MES POINTS FAIBLES
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
Ma jupe est mon courage
Mes ailes d`or, ma cure
Ma nouvelle boucle, mon boudoir
Et mes cercles poétiques, mon Dieu.
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Ma jupe est mon courage
Mes ailes d`or, ma cure
Ma nouvelle boucle, mon boudoir
Et mes cercles poétiques, mon Dieu.
Copyright 2010
LES CRAINTES DE MARGUERITE
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
De quoi est-elle amoureuse ?
Eh bien, du plein et du vide
Du firmament et de l`âme
De l`aile du moucheron
De toutes les peurs sacrées
Des premières brises royales
De la Nouvelle Angleterre
Mais surtout de la reine Elisabeth.
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De quoi est-elle amoureuse ?
Eh bien, du plein et du vide
Du firmament et de l`âme
De l`aile du moucheron
De toutes les peurs sacrées
Des premières brises royales
De la Nouvelle Angleterre
Mais surtout de la reine Elisabeth.
Copyright 2010
vendredi 12 novembre 2010
THE DICTATOR`S AGENDA
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
We`re no tin pot yes men
No, we`re modern day rulers of the first order
Between us and the founding fathers
There`s only a thin line
Thicker than the Chinese wall
We don`t rush our citizens
We push them
We don`t feed our children
We starve them
When the next nobel peace winner is announced
I`ll surely be the one
I`l get it for a job well done.
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We`re no tin pot yes men
No, we`re modern day rulers of the first order
Between us and the founding fathers
There`s only a thin line
Thicker than the Chinese wall
We don`t rush our citizens
We push them
We don`t feed our children
We starve them
When the next nobel peace winner is announced
I`ll surely be the one
I`l get it for a job well done.
Copyright 2010
OUR RAY IN PARLIAMENT
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
What did you expect?
That the roof would fall on my head?
Then you got it all wrong
Like Ray.
Unless you work it out in retrospect
You`ll have to exchange your possessions for lead
Because if parliament goes hung
Then we must all apply for leave of stay.
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What did you expect?
That the roof would fall on my head?
Then you got it all wrong
Like Ray.
Unless you work it out in retrospect
You`ll have to exchange your possessions for lead
Because if parliament goes hung
Then we must all apply for leave of stay.
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THE LONE TRAVELLER
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
She came by herself
Unescorted
If you were expecting the baby nurse
You`d have to wait for ever.
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She came by herself
Unescorted
If you were expecting the baby nurse
You`d have to wait for ever.
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THE BARTENDER`S BILL
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
The bar is tender
And the bartender, sober
If we insist on the receipt
He`ll go downhill.
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The bar is tender
And the bartender, sober
If we insist on the receipt
He`ll go downhill.
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THE BENIGN SIGNATURE
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
He doesn`t have to sign
That`s been done
So if the bite is only benign
Then let`s treat it with the scraped bone.
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He doesn`t have to sign
That`s been done
So if the bite is only benign
Then let`s treat it with the scraped bone.
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COD FOR DINNER
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
The fight is over
So let`s stop the bickering
If you`re [problem is hunger
Why? Then pluck off another cod.
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The fight is over
So let`s stop the bickering
If you`re [problem is hunger
Why? Then pluck off another cod.
Copyright 2010
THE DIFFERENCE IN COLOURS
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
A yellow ball isn`t the same
As a yellow balloon
Both are round, yes
But one is near
And the other, far off.
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A yellow ball isn`t the same
As a yellow balloon
Both are round, yes
But one is near
And the other, far off.
Copyright 2010
TWO MEN UP
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
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The vice chancellor stood up first
And he did so without any prom ting
When the stewed then rose for thirst
Everyone was yelling and pointing.
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The vice chancellor stood up first
And he did so without any prom ting
When the stewed then rose for thirst
Everyone was yelling and pointing.
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WORTHY ACT
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
We`re proud of ourselves
Single handed, we brought them home
And now their wives are gone
What more can we ask for?
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We`re proud of ourselves
Single handed, we brought them home
And now their wives are gone
What more can we ask for?
Copyright 2010
CONTRASTING RULERS
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I may be hostile, wild and drab
But I`m also smooth, intimate and loving
That`s precisely why I`m neither Mao
Nor Mobutu.
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I may be hostile, wild and drab
But I`m also smooth, intimate and loving
That`s precisely why I`m neither Mao
Nor Mobutu.
Copyright 2010
CHANGE OF FREQUENCY
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I love cross-cultural activities
Not like Chalm Potok, though
But when my feelings change
I emerge all covered with chalk.
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I love cross-cultural activities
Not like Chalm Potok, though
But when my feelings change
I emerge all covered with chalk.
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DIALOGUE BY THREE
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I thrive on family circles
Even if they fail to rime
That`s why long before the Chinese arrived
I had dialogued with two prisoners.
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I thrive on family circles
Even if they fail to rime
That`s why long before the Chinese arrived
I had dialogued with two prisoners.
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THE MUTE TIN
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
At the top right-hand corner
Lies a tin too full to open
But just in case the door bell rings
Let the frying pan burn.
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At the top right-hand corner
Lies a tin too full to open
But just in case the door bell rings
Let the frying pan burn.
Copyright 2010
OUT OF THIS WORLD
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I`m not an odd creature from outer space
Although I walk on sidewalks and curbs
Fromm the time I weighed chimps
I was a Delaware buffalo.
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I`m not an odd creature from outer space
Although I walk on sidewalks and curbs
Fromm the time I weighed chimps
I was a Delaware buffalo.
Copyright 2010
jeudi 11 novembre 2010
THIS BREAD OF LIFE
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
Benchmarks aren`t really what I dread
No, rather it`s tentacles
As long as the wrong men serve as receptacles
I`ll live on three things only: bread, bread and bread.
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Benchmarks aren`t really what I dread
No, rather it`s tentacles
As long as the wrong men serve as receptacles
I`ll live on three things only: bread, bread and bread.
Copyright 2010
EMBLEMS THAT FLY
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
Unfold the emblems
And let its folded wings fly
Just as our old woman hems
So shall we rollick and frolic.
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Unfold the emblems
And let its folded wings fly
Just as our old woman hems
So shall we rollick and frolic.
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SET IN CONCRETE
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I won`t wink
neither will I blink
Even if in my dream
I swim in ice-cold cream.
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I won`t wink
neither will I blink
Even if in my dream
I swim in ice-cold cream.
Copyright 2010
RACES APART
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I`m the midnight owl
That`s why all day I howl
If you want to bring out all the widgets
You must turn us all into midgets.
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I`m the midnight owl
That`s why all day I howl
If you want to bring out all the widgets
You must turn us all into midgets.
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THE LAME GAME
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I know the game
But not through the telephone
That`s why when I read Volpone
I limp as if I were lame.
Copyright 2010
I know the game
But not through the telephone
That`s why when I read Volpone
I limp as if I were lame.
Copyright 2010
THE LEAVE OF ABSENCE
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif
If you`re sure
Let her http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifgo
But if in the end she becomes a foe
Then be sure your son will wear a tonsure.
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http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif
If you`re sure
Let her http://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifgo
But if in the end she becomes a foe
Then be sure your son will wear a tonsure.
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THE UNSAID WORD
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
They didn't`t say so
If they had
I would have voted for the left
And reds would have been history
Why on earth do you think
The president, our president
Hides his beard?
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They didn't`t say so
If they had
I would have voted for the left
And reds would have been history
Why on earth do you think
The president, our president
Hides his beard?
Copyright 2010
OUR QUICK DRINK
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I washed it down quickly
I gulped it down
And like the honourable member of parliament
I left the room giggling.
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I washed it down quickly
I gulped it down
And like the honourable member of parliament
I left the room giggling.
Copyright 2010
THOSE PROPHETS OF DOOM
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
They`re simply criminal
That`s what they are
A few more of them
Just a few
And this generation will be lost
Wiped out
Buried.
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They`re simply criminal
That`s what they are
A few more of them
Just a few
And this generation will be lost
Wiped out
Buried.
Copyright 2010
WHAT I EAT
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I buy a lot of roast plantain
And I eat a lot of garlic onion
But when it comes to singing in the rain
I long for the holy dominion.
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I buy a lot of roast plantain
And I eat a lot of garlic onion
But when it comes to singing in the rain
I long for the holy dominion.
Copyright 2010
LATER DAY DOGS
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I cashed in on it
Why shouldn`t I have?
I too had been taken for a ride
That`s why I pulled down the blinds
So, today here where the Lilly birds sing without dancing
If another black dog passes by
We shoot it down
If no one else does
I will.
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I cashed in on it
Why shouldn`t I have?
I too had been taken for a ride
That`s why I pulled down the blinds
So, today here where the Lilly birds sing without dancing
If another black dog passes by
We shoot it down
If no one else does
I will.
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WE AND OUR WIVES
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
We`re all in the cradle
Even the vice chancellor
So when the thunder birds reel
Our united wives will lift their velvet skirts and latter.
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We`re all in the cradle
Even the vice chancellor
So when the thunder birds reel
Our united wives will lift their velvet skirts and latter.
Copyright 2010
LE FILS DU PRESIDENT
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
La première pluie est là
On n`y peut plus rien
Arrêtez alors l`achat des œufs
Des pots d`argile
Et des bouquets des faubourgs
Lorsque repassera le fils du président
On oubliera tout
Y compris la pluie.
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La première pluie est là
On n`y peut plus rien
Arrêtez alors l`achat des œufs
Des pots d`argile
Et des bouquets des faubourgs
Lorsque repassera le fils du président
On oubliera tout
Y compris la pluie.
Copyright 2010
THE BOND MEN
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
These are the carry on men
Their word is very much their bond
And their tongues, pure unalloyed silver
If they serve wine
It drips like blood.
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These are the carry on men
Their word is very much their bond
And their tongues, pure unalloyed silver
If they serve wine
It drips like blood.
Copyright 2010
LE JOUR DU VOTE
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
Tourne alors la page
Si tu peux
Ou veux-tu d`abord une autre glace ?
Finie la nonchalance des électeurs
Alors bonjour le vote sans scrutin.
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Tourne alors la page
Si tu peux
Ou veux-tu d`abord une autre glace ?
Finie la nonchalance des électeurs
Alors bonjour le vote sans scrutin.
Copyright 2010
LE MYTHE DE SISYPHE
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
(A Monsieur Jean Thomas, Chef du Département de Français au Lycée de Bambili où j`ai eu le bonheur de faire mes études. M. Thomas était également l`un de mes trois professeurs de cette discipline dans le dit établissement. Il m`a tenu en Traduction (Version) et en Littérature (Albert Camus dans `La Peste`). Les deux autres enseignants étaient M. Fallot (Traduction – Thème et Littérature Molière dans `Le Misanthrope`) et Mi. Villaudy (professeur de dissertation et de grammaire).
Tourne alors le dos
Et toi-même tu verras
Comment on déchante un homme vaillant et valeureux
Est-ce donc un mythe ?
Peut-être, mais
A condition que ce ne soit nullement
Un autre mythe de Sisyphe.
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(A Monsieur Jean Thomas, Chef du Département de Français au Lycée de Bambili où j`ai eu le bonheur de faire mes études. M. Thomas était également l`un de mes trois professeurs de cette discipline dans le dit établissement. Il m`a tenu en Traduction (Version) et en Littérature (Albert Camus dans `La Peste`). Les deux autres enseignants étaient M. Fallot (Traduction – Thème et Littérature Molière dans `Le Misanthrope`) et Mi. Villaudy (professeur de dissertation et de grammaire).
Tourne alors le dos
Et toi-même tu verras
Comment on déchante un homme vaillant et valeureux
Est-ce donc un mythe ?
Peut-être, mais
A condition que ce ne soit nullement
Un autre mythe de Sisyphe.
Copyright 2010
LA FUITE
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
Le bâton que tu cherches est encore là
Et le sang que tu vends est déjà pourri
Alors, que vas-tu faire ?
Fuir ?
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Le bâton que tu cherches est encore là
Et le sang que tu vends est déjà pourri
Alors, que vas-tu faire ?
Fuir ?
Copyright 2010
LE VIDE DU PERE
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
Entre l`Eternel et le néant
Il y a un vide
Pourtant ils sont pleins à craquer
Frappes la nuit, ils résonnent le matin
Alors, n`attendons-pas le président fondateur.
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Entre l`Eternel et le néant
Il y a un vide
Pourtant ils sont pleins à craquer
Frappes la nuit, ils résonnent le matin
Alors, n`attendons-pas le président fondateur.
Copyright 2010
PLAQUE-TOURNANTE
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
Ici les femmes ne parlent pas
Elles gouvernent
Les hommes ne se taisent pas
Ils chuchotent.
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Ici les femmes ne parlent pas
Elles gouvernent
Les hommes ne se taisent pas
Ils chuchotent.
Copyright 2010
LE TEMPS ROI
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
Le concept du temps est
Furtif, futile, élusif et aléatoire
Si seulement on pouvait s`en passer !
Mais hélas !
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Le concept du temps est
Furtif, futile, élusif et aléatoire
Si seulement on pouvait s`en passer !
Mais hélas !
Copyright 2010
WHY THESPIANS ARE WRONG
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I don`t know who a Thespian is
But I know Theophilus is one
That`s why I moan the rapid disappearance
Of glyphs from the surface of the earth
But if all you care about is an accolade
Then for God`s sake
Stop all hair implantation.
Copyright 2010
I don`t know who a Thespian is
But I know Theophilus is one
That`s why I moan the rapid disappearance
Of glyphs from the surface of the earth
But if all you care about is an accolade
Then for God`s sake
Stop all hair implantation.
Copyright 2010
THE MISSING LINK
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
It`s no surprise ending
We all expected it
Call it cause and effect if you like
Only tell us where in all of this
Space, time, style and suspense
Can overthrow tragedy, theme, symbol and tone.
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It`s no surprise ending
We all expected it
Call it cause and effect if you like
Only tell us where in all of this
Space, time, style and suspense
Can overthrow tragedy, theme, symbol and tone.
Copyright 2010
GODOT`S TWIN
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
The stage directions are mediocre
And I know it
Otherwise, where is the caste?
Where are the prompters?
Or must we always wait for the director
As if without the bishop, mass can not go ahead?
Have we forgotten about Godot?
Copyright 2010
The stage directions are mediocre
And I know it
Otherwise, where is the caste?
Where are the prompters?
Or must we always wait for the director
As if without the bishop, mass can not go ahead?
Have we forgotten about Godot?
Copyright 2010
HITLER`S SOLUTION
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
Inferences are not the final solution
The Fuhrer would have used them
But since all he did was hem
All liquids to him signified absolution.
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Inferences are not the final solution
The Fuhrer would have used them
But since all he did was hem
All liquids to him signified absolution.
Copyright 2010
SIGNES EXTERIEURS
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
Ce tâtonnement
Ce vacillement, je vous le jure
N`est qu`une voix étouffée mais enviée
Lorsque bruleront les détritus
Je commencerai a noircir mes nœuds.
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Ce tâtonnement
Ce vacillement, je vous le jure
N`est qu`une voix étouffée mais enviée
Lorsque bruleront les détritus
Je commencerai a noircir mes nœuds.
Copyright 2010
UN PROVISEUR CHEZ KODOCK
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
Je suis un homme qui pleurniche
Oui, et ca fait quoi ?
Si seulement ce pays était démocratique
Je ne m`engerais pas chez les Kodock.
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Je suis un homme qui pleurniche
Oui, et ca fait quoi ?
Si seulement ce pays était démocratique
Je ne m`engerais pas chez les Kodock.
Copyright 2010
OF TREES AND BRANCHES
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
The mangrove trees hand too loosely
They have no hornbeam
Nor sad-looking birches
They bear broken ewers of red
Etched on canvass without Velasquez
If you ask me, frankly
I`ll say everything here below is jaded
And crustaceans are the same as daffodils.
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The mangrove trees hand too loosely
They have no hornbeam
Nor sad-looking birches
They bear broken ewers of red
Etched on canvass without Velasquez
If you ask me, frankly
I`ll say everything here below is jaded
And crustaceans are the same as daffodils.
Copyright 2010
WRONG WEATHER READINGS
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I love cream-coated cookies
And idyllic pictures of the pope
When the wind blows in cyclones
And we mistake latitudes for longitudes
Then stalactites also become stalagmites.
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I love cream-coated cookies
And idyllic pictures of the pope
When the wind blows in cyclones
And we mistake latitudes for longitudes
Then stalactites also become stalagmites.
Copyright 2010
THE PRESIDENT`S ELECTION
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I shout
You shout
He shouts
She shouts
We shout
All of you shout
They too shout
All of that for the president`s victory.
Copyright 2010
I shout
You shout
He shouts
She shouts
We shout
All of you shout
They too shout
All of that for the president`s victory.
Copyright 2010
THE HOLY SCROLL
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
Not one said it
Not a single one
Not even the archbishop`s right-hand man
So when the Central Committee envoy entered
We all rose and folded our Holy Bibles
Then we put them back in our bags.
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Not one said it
Not a single one
Not even the archbishop`s right-hand man
So when the Central Committee envoy entered
We all rose and folded our Holy Bibles
Then we put them back in our bags.
Copyright 2010
mercredi 10 novembre 2010
MEN UP IN ARMS
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
He was raving mad
And I could understand him
For the Sabre rattling cabal
Had gone too far
Not down stream
But up stream.
Or was I dreaming?
Shortish inconsequential bar women
With hollow and shallow assignment gadgets
Too sun burnt to charm us
Stood in our way
Brandishing air tickets
Without the return coupons.
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He was raving mad
And I could understand him
For the Sabre rattling cabal
Had gone too far
Not down stream
But up stream.
Or was I dreaming?
Shortish inconsequential bar women
With hollow and shallow assignment gadgets
Too sun burnt to charm us
Stood in our way
Brandishing air tickets
Without the return coupons.
Copyright 2010
PUSHING LUCK TOO FAR
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
He was raving mad
And I could understand him
For the saber rattling cabal
Had gone too far
Not down stream
But up stream.
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He was raving mad
And I could understand him
For the saber rattling cabal
Had gone too far
Not down stream
But up stream.
Copyright 2010
mardi 9 novembre 2010
A CHOICE POEM
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
The next poem is yours
Even if you have cracked hands
But if you use a newspaper
Then blot out the word, "dog".
Copyright 2010
The next poem is yours
Even if you have cracked hands
But if you use a newspaper
Then blot out the word, "dog".
Copyright 2010
THE FIRST WALK
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
We`re not dehumanized
We`re just men on foot
Our gowns are heavy
That`s why we`re heavy.
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We`re not dehumanized
We`re just men on foot
Our gowns are heavy
That`s why we`re heavy.
Copyright 2010
MY EARLY DAYS
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
Saturdays as days are too sullen
And Sundays too chaste
So when next I rise
I`ll smack down your curious chronic dress.
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Saturdays as days are too sullen
And Sundays too chaste
So when next I rise
I`ll smack down your curious chronic dress.
Copyright 2010
THE STATIONARY TOE
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
My poor chins are an old padlock
And my stiff upper lip, a crate of beer
I don`t have any paper clips
And I don`t have a clapper
But this me, I have a swollen toe.
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My poor chins are an old padlock
And my stiff upper lip, a crate of beer
I don`t have any paper clips
And I don`t have a clapper
But this me, I have a swollen toe.
Copyright 2010
TRAP DOORS
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I`m afraid of carriage doors
They`re worse than the butcher`s daughter
Although nowhere near London`s subway doors
But still, I loathe them like Celtic wafers.
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I`m afraid of carriage doors
They`re worse than the butcher`s daughter
Although nowhere near London`s subway doors
But still, I loathe them like Celtic wafers.
Copyright 2010
SOME ODD POUNDS
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
The bunsen burner wasn`t there
So out of the infernal farmlands
Came shadows of death
Archaic critical thinking
And antagonistic Ezra pounds.
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The bunsen burner wasn`t there
So out of the infernal farmlands
Came shadows of death
Archaic critical thinking
And antagonistic Ezra pounds.
Copyright 2010
dimanche 7 novembre 2010
MEN WHO REFUSE TO GROW UP
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
Not all men refuse to ride high
Some dig in their heels
And immediately sign the attendance register
Only those who enter the room with wet pants
And whose only word of honour is "Huntingdon"
Talk tongue-in-cheek
By so doing
They think they`re spiting the former prime minister
Yet at the end of the day
When the balance sheet is drawn up
They will be the only ones with protruding shirt buttons
Rounded red faces, distended and dehydrated bowels
And worn out trousers that refuse to buckle.
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Not all men refuse to ride high
Some dig in their heels
And immediately sign the attendance register
Only those who enter the room with wet pants
And whose only word of honour is "Huntingdon"
Talk tongue-in-cheek
By so doing
They think they`re spiting the former prime minister
Yet at the end of the day
When the balance sheet is drawn up
They will be the only ones with protruding shirt buttons
Rounded red faces, distended and dehydrated bowels
And worn out trousers that refuse to buckle.
Copyright 2010
THE QUEEN AS MESSENGER
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
The queen has come calling
She came personally
To announce the good news
About her signing up for Facebook
Isn`t that wonderful?
How modern could our one and only queen be?
It`s nothing to do with politicking
It`s just Tender Loving Care, all personally
And nothing compared with the daily chunks she hews
That`s why she will bring to book
Anyone who proves to be unbearably awful
And doesn`t know the difference between a bee and "to be".
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The queen has come calling
She came personally
To announce the good news
About her signing up for Facebook
Isn`t that wonderful?
How modern could our one and only queen be?
It`s nothing to do with politicking
It`s just Tender Loving Care, all personally
And nothing compared with the daily chunks she hews
That`s why she will bring to book
Anyone who proves to be unbearably awful
And doesn`t know the difference between a bee and "to be".
Copyright 2010
samedi 6 novembre 2010
A GIFT TO REMEMBER
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
My, how thoughtful of you!
And how very nice of you!
This is just me, this gift you have made
It`s me in every way.
You didn`t have to, but I know you for being blue
You were careful enough not to make it a shoe
Yet it`s squarely within the trade
And like my mother`s market day pots, it`s made of clay.
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My, how thoughtful of you!
And how very nice of you!
This is just me, this gift you have made
It`s me in every way.
You didn`t have to, but I know you for being blue
You were careful enough not to make it a shoe
Yet it`s squarely within the trade
And like my mother`s market day pots, it`s made of clay.
Copyright 2010
TILL DEATH DO US PART
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
Dearest
You mean a lot to me
In fact, you mean the world to me
You`re my world, my universe
My life
My all
I thank you for being there
For being there for me
And for being yourself
If I had my way
I would remake the world
And wind the clock back to midnight
In that way
You and I could start all over
And grow up again together
Live together
Love together
And die together
On the same day
At the same time.
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Dearest
You mean a lot to me
In fact, you mean the world to me
You`re my world, my universe
My life
My all
I thank you for being there
For being there for me
And for being yourself
If I had my way
I would remake the world
And wind the clock back to midnight
In that way
You and I could start all over
And grow up again together
Live together
Love together
And die together
On the same day
At the same time.
Copyright 2010
A LINK THAT SHOULD STAY FOR EVER
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
This is an editorial I wrote in Issue Number 051 of Business and Marketing, published in Bamenda, Republic of Cameroon. It was published as a follow-up to the visit Nigerian President Olusegun Obasanjo had just paid to Cameroon
Without any doubt, the visit Nigerian President Olusegun Obasanjo paid to Cameroon last month was by far the most significant international event that happened in Cameroon in that month. One reason is the weight of Nigeria on the African continent. Nigeria is black Africa`s most thickly populated country, having over one hundred million inhabitants. Furthermore, the large size of its economy also makes it an unmistakable giant. But perhaps above all is the importance of that country in relation to Cameroon. Although Cameroon shares a common border with six countries, Nigeria is the one with which it has the longest border. Significantly, the two countries share a common coastline , a semi-Saharan vegetation and desert type climates.
That is why the peaceful resolution of the border conflict between the two countries has received so much praise worldwide. Both presidents had the foresight to take the matter to the International Court of Justice at The Hague, instead of allowing the situation to degenerate into a war as has been the case in some other parts of Africa. The peaceful option is also just as well because each country has a fairly large number of its citizens living in the other country.
This was President Olusegun Obasanjo`s first official visit to Cameroon since he acceded to the helm of affairs in Nigeria. Of course, he did not hide his feelings and joy about it when he was in Cameroon. The trip gave him the opportunity to meet with some of his countrymen and women – an opportunity which he used to advise them to be law-abiding.
Although the Nigerian president has gone back, the positive echoes of his visit still remain to remind everyone that the initiative was worthwhile. The several working sessions that took place between delegations from the two countries will continue. The hope is that the brotherliness also goes on for a long time, if not for ever.
Copyright 2010
This is an editorial I wrote in Issue Number 051 of Business and Marketing, published in Bamenda, Republic of Cameroon. It was published as a follow-up to the visit Nigerian President Olusegun Obasanjo had just paid to Cameroon
Without any doubt, the visit Nigerian President Olusegun Obasanjo paid to Cameroon last month was by far the most significant international event that happened in Cameroon in that month. One reason is the weight of Nigeria on the African continent. Nigeria is black Africa`s most thickly populated country, having over one hundred million inhabitants. Furthermore, the large size of its economy also makes it an unmistakable giant. But perhaps above all is the importance of that country in relation to Cameroon. Although Cameroon shares a common border with six countries, Nigeria is the one with which it has the longest border. Significantly, the two countries share a common coastline , a semi-Saharan vegetation and desert type climates.
That is why the peaceful resolution of the border conflict between the two countries has received so much praise worldwide. Both presidents had the foresight to take the matter to the International Court of Justice at The Hague, instead of allowing the situation to degenerate into a war as has been the case in some other parts of Africa. The peaceful option is also just as well because each country has a fairly large number of its citizens living in the other country.
This was President Olusegun Obasanjo`s first official visit to Cameroon since he acceded to the helm of affairs in Nigeria. Of course, he did not hide his feelings and joy about it when he was in Cameroon. The trip gave him the opportunity to meet with some of his countrymen and women – an opportunity which he used to advise them to be law-abiding.
Although the Nigerian president has gone back, the positive echoes of his visit still remain to remind everyone that the initiative was worthwhile. The several working sessions that took place between delegations from the two countries will continue. The hope is that the brotherliness also goes on for a long time, if not for ever.
Copyright 2010
AN EXCHANGE ROUTE
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
Exchange me for a sheep
Not an oak tree
That`s because I`m bound
Bound with Maformusong
And bound with Epasa Moto.
When the time comes, listen to the deep
And, of course, prepare the fee
In that way, no one will you hound
But if your days are long
Then quickly send for Otto.
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Exchange me for a sheep
Not an oak tree
That`s because I`m bound
Bound with Maformusong
And bound with Epasa Moto.
When the time comes, listen to the deep
And, of course, prepare the fee
In that way, no one will you hound
But if your days are long
Then quickly send for Otto.
Copyright 2010
SETTING THE STAGE
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
There`s nothing at all
There isn`t any such thing
So for nothing, don`t drown yourself
Stand tall and walk shoulders high.
However, if the great call
Don`t take it for a fling
Check all red books on your shelf
And then let the twins - and only them - vie.
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There`s nothing at all
There isn`t any such thing
So for nothing, don`t drown yourself
Stand tall and walk shoulders high.
However, if the great call
Don`t take it for a fling
Check all red books on your shelf
And then let the twins - and only them - vie.
Copyright 2010
THE VILLAGE ROGUES
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
It wasn`t a quarrel
It was the dog`s mistress
And the wooden cradle
That was when his infirmity came in
And that`s why they called us rogues.
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It wasn`t a quarrel
It was the dog`s mistress
And the wooden cradle
That was when his infirmity came in
And that`s why they called us rogues.
Copyright 2010
TARGETED FOR OPPRESSION
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
There`s no compunction
Rest assured
I`m not from the galleys
I only participated in the straight session.
The rest is history
So forget about Cyrus, the trumpet
The sullen senators, the choir mistresses
And the abandoned Turkish fleet.
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There`s no compunction
Rest assured
I`m not from the galleys
I only participated in the straight session.
The rest is history
So forget about Cyrus, the trumpet
The sullen senators, the choir mistresses
And the abandoned Turkish fleet.
Copyright 2010
THE MAN WHO ATE PYTHON
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
(For Sammy Oke Akombi)
When a man eats python
It`s different from the woman eating it
The man steels himself against all forms of love
And goes out of his way to challenge God to a duel.
Is it then a matter of internal plankton
Or the eternally singing girls of Sandpit?
Anyway, it matters little unless it`s not the treasure trove.
That`s why for love to blossom, we must add fuel.
Copyright 2010
(For Sammy Oke Akombi)
When a man eats python
It`s different from the woman eating it
The man steels himself against all forms of love
And goes out of his way to challenge God to a duel.
Is it then a matter of internal plankton
Or the eternally singing girls of Sandpit?
Anyway, it matters little unless it`s not the treasure trove.
That`s why for love to blossom, we must add fuel.
Copyright 2010
MA BETE NOIRE
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
Ce que je déteste
C`est l`abus de confiance
Et l`abus d`alcool
En tout cas
C`est bonnet blanc et blanc bonnet.
Du point de vue psychologique
Et très foncièrement d`ailleurs
Je suis forcené
Laissant tomber mes mystifications soporifiques
Et mes sorties nocturnes et noctambules
J`oublie les inflations d`antan
Les foutus bourgs saintongeais
La fraicheur inégalable de l`Hôtel La Fraicheur
Et les beautés enfoncées et rustiques de Paris.
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Ce que je déteste
C`est l`abus de confiance
Et l`abus d`alcool
En tout cas
C`est bonnet blanc et blanc bonnet.
Du point de vue psychologique
Et très foncièrement d`ailleurs
Je suis forcené
Laissant tomber mes mystifications soporifiques
Et mes sorties nocturnes et noctambules
J`oublie les inflations d`antan
Les foutus bourgs saintongeais
La fraicheur inégalable de l`Hôtel La Fraicheur
Et les beautés enfoncées et rustiques de Paris.
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DE GRANDS COUPS
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
Sans grand élan aucun
Ni grincement de dents
Il ramasse son collier de perles
Et d`un coup, il disparait dans le vide
Alors, quelle fortune, dites-vous
Mais pourquoi ?
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Sans grand élan aucun
Ni grincement de dents
Il ramasse son collier de perles
Et d`un coup, il disparait dans le vide
Alors, quelle fortune, dites-vous
Mais pourquoi ?
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JOIE DE VIVRE
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
La joie est en nous tous
Même les fous
Il y a en abondance béatitude, agréments, entrain
Plaisir, volupté, extase, plénitude
Contentement, gaieté, jouissance et apaisement
Laisse-moi donc m`épanouir.
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La joie est en nous tous
Même les fous
Il y a en abondance béatitude, agréments, entrain
Plaisir, volupté, extase, plénitude
Contentement, gaieté, jouissance et apaisement
Laisse-moi donc m`épanouir.
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AUTOUR DE CONFUSCIUS
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
Il y a confusion
Ah oui ! Et surement !
On parle, mais de quoi ?
Foules, fables, groupements
Bandes, terres et syndics.
Finalement, quel être irascible !
Ou est donc la sensation de bonheur ?
A la fin, quel gâchis !
Et qu`elle peine sèche !
Pourtant je ne suis pas Confucius.
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Il y a confusion
Ah oui ! Et surement !
On parle, mais de quoi ?
Foules, fables, groupements
Bandes, terres et syndics.
Finalement, quel être irascible !
Ou est donc la sensation de bonheur ?
A la fin, quel gâchis !
Et qu`elle peine sèche !
Pourtant je ne suis pas Confucius.
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ATTITUDE VESTIMENTAIRE
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
J`enfile mon label bleu
Seul, tout seul
Et sans rien d`autre
Je ne suis ni sorcier véreux
Ni poète timide.
Demain lorsque passera notre bon gueux
Et sans tenir compte du niveau seuil
La faute sera la votre
Et celle de tous vos peureux
Mais croyez moi, je ne serai pas limpide.
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J`enfile mon label bleu
Seul, tout seul
Et sans rien d`autre
Je ne suis ni sorcier véreux
Ni poète timide.
Demain lorsque passera notre bon gueux
Et sans tenir compte du niveau seuil
La faute sera la votre
Et celle de tous vos peureux
Mais croyez moi, je ne serai pas limpide.
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MON PETIT TRAITRE
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
Cet air bruyant me trahit
Il me laisse sans aiguille
Et sans les fameuses étincelles
Lorsque nous serons tous des anges enlacés
Même le Canard Enchainé
Ne pourra pas nous déchainer.
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Cet air bruyant me trahit
Il me laisse sans aiguille
Et sans les fameuses étincelles
Lorsque nous serons tous des anges enlacés
Même le Canard Enchainé
Ne pourra pas nous déchainer.
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DES PAS CADENANSSES
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
Je chemine vers la sortie
Alors laissez-moi vivre ma vie
Plus jamais je ne reviendrai ici bas.
Même si je suis l`héritier barbelé
Je suis également le flot d`antan
Et j`ai horreur du détritus.
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Je chemine vers la sortie
Alors laissez-moi vivre ma vie
Plus jamais je ne reviendrai ici bas.
Même si je suis l`héritier barbelé
Je suis également le flot d`antan
Et j`ai horreur du détritus.
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MES PROJETS D`AVENIR
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
Si j`étais Président de la République
Je ne changerais pas d`habits
Pour qu`on me remarque tout de suite.
Si j`étais riche
Je donnerais à manger aux pauvres
Et jamais aux riches.
Qui dit mieux ?
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Si j`étais Président de la République
Je ne changerais pas d`habits
Pour qu`on me remarque tout de suite.
Si j`étais riche
Je donnerais à manger aux pauvres
Et jamais aux riches.
Qui dit mieux ?
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MA VERITE
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
Je ne me trompe pas
Et je ne suis pas présomptueux
Je suis magnanime
Et porte bonheur.
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Je ne me trompe pas
Et je ne suis pas présomptueux
Je suis magnanime
Et porte bonheur.
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LE COEUR DU QUAI
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
Ce petit cœur que vous voyez
Ne manque pas d`audace
Il est loquace
Mais connait bien le Quai d`Orsay.
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Ce petit cœur que vous voyez
Ne manque pas d`audace
Il est loquace
Mais connait bien le Quai d`Orsay.
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MARCHE A RECULONS
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
Marchons sans mourir
Ecrivons sans fléchir
Parlons sans ambages
Discutons sans langue de bois.
Ainsi pourrons-nous rectifier le tir
Travaillons non pour nous enrichir ni nous embellir
Mais pour déposer nos bagages
Et d`un bond, doter nos jeunes d`une immense foi.
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Marchons sans mourir
Ecrivons sans fléchir
Parlons sans ambages
Discutons sans langue de bois.
Ainsi pourrons-nous rectifier le tir
Travaillons non pour nous enrichir ni nous embellir
Mais pour déposer nos bagages
Et d`un bond, doter nos jeunes d`une immense foi.
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MON CHEMIN VERS LE HAUT
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
Dans les nuages de l`au-delà
Où brillent de tous feux les sept lunes de miel
Et me rappellent le Mont Adamaoua
Moi, je me taillerai la part du lion
Et pour tout couronner
Je me doterai de sites paléolithiques
De frasques d`excellence
De leaders sans creux
Et de voies oblitérées.
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Dans les nuages de l`au-delà
Où brillent de tous feux les sept lunes de miel
Et me rappellent le Mont Adamaoua
Moi, je me taillerai la part du lion
Et pour tout couronner
Je me doterai de sites paléolithiques
De frasques d`excellence
De leaders sans creux
Et de voies oblitérées.
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vendredi 5 novembre 2010
COUPLES AS FLOATING APPLES
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I`m not money-minded
So, put back the three pistons
That`s what friends are for
Even if they`re miles apart.
Although my snow balls may be rounded
My wife and I are no pinons
Neither are we omniscients
We`re just two apples floating on a cart.
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I`m not money-minded
So, put back the three pistons
That`s what friends are for
Even if they`re miles apart.
Although my snow balls may be rounded
My wife and I are no pinons
Neither are we omniscients
We`re just two apples floating on a cart.
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SUNNY DAY, THIS
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
Oh what a bright day!
Yet no one to switch on the strobe lights
So what about the diploma?
Do we dowse it
Or do we starch it?
And what if the sleeping giant wakes?
Shall we then pull up the stops<
At what time?
And at what cost?
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Oh what a bright day!
Yet no one to switch on the strobe lights
So what about the diploma?
Do we dowse it
Or do we starch it?
And what if the sleeping giant wakes?
Shall we then pull up the stops<
At what time?
And at what cost?
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THE COWRIED GIRL
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
Have you changed it
Or have you simply maintained it?
Lazy you!
When shall you grow up?
And pull off your own fly whisk?
And perhaps a few cowried girls?
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Have you changed it
Or have you simply maintained it?
Lazy you!
When shall you grow up?
And pull off your own fly whisk?
And perhaps a few cowried girls?
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AN EYE FOR AN EYE
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
They used me
They used me and dumped me
In turn I enveloped them
I stuffed them in and dropped them in the ocean
Like lead
I finished them.
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They used me
They used me and dumped me
In turn I enveloped them
I stuffed them in and dropped them in the ocean
Like lead
I finished them.
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SETTLED SCORES
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
We nailed him
And sent his people packing
But if it comes to vetting
We`ll simply send for Konglim.
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We nailed him
And sent his people packing
But if it comes to vetting
We`ll simply send for Konglim.
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FROWN ALL OVER THE PLACE
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
We`ve gone up
But we`ve also come down
So if you want to grow up
You must get rid of the frown.
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We`ve gone up
But we`ve also come down
So if you want to grow up
You must get rid of the frown.
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ONLY FISTS WILL SPEAK
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
That`s all
No more, no less
So if you want to be Twist
You must first raise your right fist
For all to see.
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That`s all
No more, no less
So if you want to be Twist
You must first raise your right fist
For all to see.
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GEARLESS YEARS
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
For ten thousand years
This world has stood still
While Biya dictates his will
But he hasn`t shifted any gears.
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For ten thousand years
This world has stood still
While Biya dictates his will
But he hasn`t shifted any gears.
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FROM THE HOLY SEE
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
Where the hell is he?
Is he here
Or is he at the Holy See
And you think I should be seized by fear?
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Where the hell is he?
Is he here
Or is he at the Holy See
And you think I should be seized by fear?
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A WORLD OF ABJECT DROSS
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
It was a cross
Not a kick
It looked like the BP slick
And an America full of dross.
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It was a cross
Not a kick
It looked like the BP slick
And an America full of dross.
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mardi 2 novembre 2010
THE PASTOR`S STAND
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
The calendars are here
But not the chalices
When pastor comes, and I know him
He`ll refuse to conduct the service.
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The calendars are here
But not the chalices
When pastor comes, and I know him
He`ll refuse to conduct the service.
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NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE PRINCE
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
The air is messy
So what do you expect?
The prince won`t` walk in
Even if you send in the visiting princess.
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The air is messy
So what do you expect?
The prince won`t` walk in
Even if you send in the visiting princess.
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WORLD OF NOTHINGNESS
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
We have everything
But we have nothing
Because of our greediness
And our aloofness.
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We have everything
But we have nothing
Because of our greediness
And our aloofness.
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UN PEU DE TENUE
Par Tikum Mbah Azonga
Je ne danse pas
Maman a-t-elle chante ouya ?
Ou est-ce deux poids deux mesures ?
Soyons justes, quand même !
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Je ne danse pas
Maman a-t-elle chante ouya ?
Ou est-ce deux poids deux mesures ?
Soyons justes, quand même !
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TOGETHER WITH HIM
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
We pray and we fast
We invoke his name
And hand ourselves to him
We`re his toys
We accept his will
If it doesn`t work today
It will, tomorrow.
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We pray and we fast
We invoke his name
And hand ourselves to him
We`re his toys
We accept his will
If it doesn`t work today
It will, tomorrow.
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A FUTILE ATTEMPT
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
She kept it a secret
Until now
She`s let the cat out of the bag
Only because the heat is on
But as far as I`m concerned
It`s too late.
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She kept it a secret
Until now
She`s let the cat out of the bag
Only because the heat is on
But as far as I`m concerned
It`s too late.
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DISAPPOINTING GUEST
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
He came as expected
But he came alone
And empty-handed
Where was the young teacher?
Where was the wine?
Where were the badges?
And where were the text books?
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He came as expected
But he came alone
And empty-handed
Where was the young teacher?
Where was the wine?
Where were the badges?
And where were the text books?
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THE CLERGY`S MUTENESS
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I smelt it first
And I told the pastor
But he wouldn`t believe me
Now that dog`s excreta
Is sprinkled all over the place
What shall he say?
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I smelt it first
And I told the pastor
But he wouldn`t believe me
Now that dog`s excreta
Is sprinkled all over the place
What shall he say?
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ODD NUMBERS ALL THE WAY
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
Three odd baskets
That`s all she sent me
And you think that`s normal?
What are three baskets? They`re not even thirty
Especially to a man who`s used to wielding fifty
They`re nothing more than a drop in the ocean
No, that won`t do!
Let him assume his responsibilities
And shame the devil behind him
There`s no use pretending
We want no more
Emperor`s new clothes.
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Three odd baskets
That`s all she sent me
And you think that`s normal?
What are three baskets? They`re not even thirty
Especially to a man who`s used to wielding fifty
They`re nothing more than a drop in the ocean
No, that won`t do!
Let him assume his responsibilities
And shame the devil behind him
There`s no use pretending
We want no more
Emperor`s new clothes.
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lundi 1 novembre 2010
OUR REAL NUMBERS
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
This is not all we are
But we are here
Like the librarian in Luton
That`s why we thank the good old teacher.
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This is not all we are
But we are here
Like the librarian in Luton
That`s why we thank the good old teacher.
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UNLEARNED LESSONS
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
He came
He toiled
And he left
We listened
We felt sleepy
And we slept.
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He came
He toiled
And he left
We listened
We felt sleepy
And we slept.
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GLORY BE TO THE TEACHER
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
Be seated
And let your teacher rise
Let him speak without compromise
So that no one complains of poor treatment.
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Be seated
And let your teacher rise
Let him speak without compromise
So that no one complains of poor treatment.
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ALL WEATHER GOD
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
Give thanks to God
Give him thanks for the good day
Give him thanks for the bad days
Both days belong to him
They are his
By right.
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Give thanks to God
Give him thanks for the good day
Give him thanks for the bad days
Both days belong to him
They are his
By right.
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LATE ARRIVING PASSENGERS
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
We left them behind
They were too slow
We jumped on the bandwagon
And cut them off.
We chose the fore; and they, the hind
If they arrived late, how could they sow?
Only the alert and prompt enter the kingdom
Those are the ones we call the tough.
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We left them behind
They were too slow
We jumped on the bandwagon
And cut them off.
We chose the fore; and they, the hind
If they arrived late, how could they sow?
Only the alert and prompt enter the kingdom
Those are the ones we call the tough.
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TESTING TIME
By Tikum Mbah Azonga
He read it aloud
Loud and clear
Some heard it and retained it
Some heard it and forgot it
Others didn`t hear it at all
When the time came
Only those who passed
Were promoted to the next class
The others stayed back
And started all over
From scratch
They went back to Square One.
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He read it aloud
Loud and clear
Some heard it and retained it
Some heard it and forgot it
Others didn`t hear it at all
When the time came
Only those who passed
Were promoted to the next class
The others stayed back
And started all over
From scratch
They went back to Square One.
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