By Tikum Mbah Azonga
It’s all a hollow sham
Playing to the gallery
He’s just another Honorable Member
So don’t listen to him.
His cupboard is full of bangles coated with ham
And lumps of fat sagging
And boldly written in scarlet, the name, `Valerie`
But when he shall be asked for the ram
He’ll complain everyone is gunning for him.