By Tikum Mbah Azonga
I’m not an air freshener
So don’t take me for one
You can call me a fly whisk
Or the steward’s serving spoon
But certainly not an air freshener.
I accept I’m a commoner
And that I’m as slim as the figure, One
But when it comes to business, I’m brisk
I can also turn into the monsoon
And kick around at will, the Lord Mayor’s beer opener.